Thursday, December 9, 2010

Annual xmas list.

ok here it goes...

1) This is the only time of the year I buy clothes... mainly because people give me gift cards. Stores I am interested in include eddie bauer and kohls. But I would like to class things up a bit, maybe a brooks brothers one or something. For a hundred bucks I might be able to get a tie. Oh, and I like ties as gifts too.

2) Someone to explain to me why my health insurance went up $100 a month and I pay an extra $70 a month in property taxes than when I bought this place. I have a feeling this is just going to keep happening.

3) Right now I could really go for a cheeseburger.

4) Small wine rack that has a stain similar to my basement bar. Think it's called almond or something. I like good wine bottles too. Don't like that cheap stuff, I'm cultured god damn it.

5) A dead deer.

6) Actually to go back to the dead deer, I'd go for a new hunting coat... That or a gift card to gander mountain.

7) Sports tickets

8) I'd like to have that surround sound system back. I'd also like a couple of those real small vizio tvs from walmart that I could place on opposite sides of the bar in the basement. That way you could actually see the game if you were sitting at the bar. But shop at your own risk.

9) A trip to ireland would be nice.

10) Restaurant gift certificates. I'd love to try sanfords but I'm terrified of the cost.

11) We need a new fake xmas tree. Pretty sure the cats chewed threw the power cord. They like to do that, we're on phone charger number 4. Oh, we could use some iphone chargers.

12) Finally, a fat head of me eating a chili dog. This is doable.

No comments: