Food Network

The food network needs to have a new reality show - "The next producers of the next food network star." Anyone fans of The next food network star? There's a lot to like, it's like a 2 month iron chef battle with an emphasis on personality. The only problem is the contestants that they pick SUCK! They're so bad... and they know absolutely nothing about food. I swear to god I could that show with an epicurious iPhone ap and my inherent ability to tell people exactly what they want to hear. "When you take that first bite, it brings me back to my childhood... back along the shores of lake michigan, sitting on a patio nest to the grill, watching my family sing songs about the past... insert some stupid joke..." CUSHMAN LOVES IT! Then the people who actually win these contests come up with the worst shows. They air them all on Sundays at like 6:00 AM. Then they force them to come onto the next season and tell the contestants how this show changed their lives...

They did another iron chef type battle on this show. In the midst of it Alton Brown was drilling them on food questions, they didn't know the answers to any of it. I knew all of them. Where do they find these people. The person that won was a food blogger? What the hell is that? I think I'm gonna become one of those. Here's my first review.

Never ever eat at Molly Cools. Went there after a brewer game and they had some Sunday night special where it's a 19 dollar lobster dinner. We look at the lobster on the menu and it says it comes with your choice of two sides. So me and Portage Mike order the thing. Over cooked, but that's besides the point. We get the bill and we were charged 30 something for the lobsters. I question the server and he goes, oh that special is just for the lobster only. You guys ordered the sides... Seriously? You couldn't of mentioned anything as we were ordering this? Then he goes, "I'll go talk to my manager and see what we can do." He goes to the manager, comes back and was pretty much like, sorry, you guys are SOL. So I just laughed and took the extra charge out of his tip and left. I never ever short tip waiters but this had to be the exception to the rule. Oh and Katie got some fresh blackened fish of the day thing. The fish was cut into some perfect rectangle, more seasoned, not blackened... tasted like crap. Don't go to Molly Cool's. Other restaurant allegiances forced no biases on this review. You think I'll get a Pinky's like reaction to this?

Well there we have it, my career as a food blogger has begun. Hopefully now you'll see me winning the next season of the Next food network star. Rock on. Brewers suck. Go pack!