Thursday, May 28, 2009
fat, tired, and hungry
I brilliantly convinced Katie that we should go on a diet together. I'm like two days into it and I'm fat, tired, and hungry. This is miserable. Why would anyone subject themselves to this? I want 5 beers and some real chili so bad right now. That or a qdoba burrito. Oh man that'd be good. The worst part is, this thing was my idea. So I can't quit. I made a joke to katie about how we should just quit. She didn't find it funny and yelled at me for whining. Today I had a sandwich, a cup of soup, and two potatoes off of someone's salad from work... (it was a fellow employees salad, i wasn't diving into the bus tubs.) I haven't even tried to hit the gym yet like this. How would I muster up the energy? Is muster a word? Well I know mustard is. Mustard goes great on hot pastrami with some swiss cheese. Benji's has one of those. Oh! and they put fish tacos on the specials at work today! I've been asking them to make me fish tacos since I started there. Now they made them and I can't eat it. God Katie is sitting in the living room all happy like, "tee hee, I ate a bowl of cherios and some grapes for dinner:)" Your acceptance to this lifestyle is making me more miserable. I'm gonna go drink a carnation instant breakfast and watch golden girl reruns with my wife. Rock on, go brewers.
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Instead of starving yourself eat smaller meals every few hours. Also making breakfast your biggest meal of the day speeds up your metabolism. Try this and you'll enjoy your diet more:
Breakfast - 3 eggs, 1 cup blueberries, glass of milk (no toast)- this is the one time of day your body will actually use all of the calories from the eggs instead of storing them)
Mid morning snack - 3 oz swiss cheese, 1 apple
Lunch - 6 oz seasoned chicken breast, 1 cup of broccolli, glass of milk
Mid Afternoon - handful of almonds and 1 celery stick
Dinner - 6 oz lean beef or 6 oz salmon with 1 cup of asparragus, glass of milk
Evening - handful of carrots and a glass of milk
Let me know if you have any questions.
Also, drink a soda before you work out, it will "wake up" your muscles.
Love that Carnation Instant Breakfast stuff. Every time I get it, Greg tells me "oh Dan used to drink that all of the time."
Wow, what an impressive post by anonymous. Somebody seriously knows their dieting.
So Dan, try eating 2 large bowls of chili for breakfast. That should really boost start the metabolism right?
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