Thank god baseball is starting up again. I do have to say the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal's coverage of spring training is fantastic. Jsonline.com is the first website I go to every morning. So here are the updates. Brewers sign $uppan's clone. Gagne's back. Capuano's rehabing and Gallardo and Gagne are going to skip that World baseball classic thing. None of these updates are exciting enough for me to have an opinion about yet I find myself sitting here for 20 minutes reading what 200 Brewer bloggers have to say. Baseball is the best sport ever. Nothing can even come close.
Then there's A-Roid. This thing is getting absolutely hilarious. Everyone gets all excited for the big A-roid press conferance and the pansy gets up there and cries. Blaming youth and one evil evil cousin. Complete coward. He kept whining about how rough it is to be in the big leagues so young and have to grow up so fast. Shut up you loser. The guy was like 26 when he tested positive for the roids. The best part about this is Jose Canseco. Everything the guy said has been proven true. I find it funny because everyone wants to hate him so much but he just ends up being right. About everything. Here's a list of my top 5 steroid moments.
5) Barry Bonds gets busted. I kind of like Barry Bonds. He is what he is. The most selfish asshole in sports. Even after he steals the McGuire roid record of single season homeruns he decides to give america the finger. He hangs around until he takes the most important record in all of sports -- the Hank Aaron homerun title. Since in America someone is considered innocent until proven guilty... he made us celebrate it. How about that Hank Aaron hostage video. That looked real sincere. The guy's head and feet grow at 40. His power numbers explode when all players in all sports are supposed to decline. Goes from a speedy lead-off type to a monster longballer. AT 40! But there's no proof. If you think he cheated, you're racist.
4) Sammy Sosa can't speak english anymore.
3) Palmeiro's emphatic denial of steroids. The guy points into the camera practically screaming his innocense... Then is the first moron to be busted during the random testing. What an idiot.
2) Roger Clemmens. No one could of handled this worse. The guy took everyone down with him. He gets to capitol hill and what's his defense? I got the HGH for my wife. Then you have to see the woman just sit back there and eat it. Then he stumbles around 2 hours of questioning. Who did he think he was convincing? He looked like an absolute fool.
1) A-Roid. He's number one because this one is far from over. I guarentee this story explodes before the start of the baseball season.
The onion has had great material on this. These are by far the best two articles.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/turns_out_craig_counsell
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/fuck_rod_wondering_what
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