My annual Blog xmas list

ok here we go.

1) Windows laptop. Still don't have one of these, eventhough I could easily afford to pick one up. I just never do. It'd be nice to have one though, not being able to watch tv and sit on the computer at the same time is horrible.

2) GPS. If you'd refer to blog posts from years past you'd see I was way above the trend on this one. I've been asking for one of these suckers since 1999. What's up with that? Seems like everyone else is getting these as gifts. I wonder why the one person who consistantly asks for one is kept out of the loop. Maybe it's because I suck.

3) Can't go wrong with more heartburn pills. Right now I'm really high on omaprozole or however you spell it. It's the generic prilosec. Good stuff.

4) Someone to tell me what the hell's causing this rash.

5) A big bucket of whey protein. I keep buying these protein drinks from the gym whenever I'm done working out and Katie keeps yelling at me for it. It'd be nice to have a big bucket of the stuff at home so I can become massive without the marital inconveniences.

6) Hair

7) Brewers tickets. I'm always available Sundays.

8) I'd really like a nice coat. Not a winter coat, more like a leather casual type coat. Katie says I'd look stupid in one of these but I know I'd look good. Could also use a new black fleece. Any brand will do.

9) Gift cards. Lets go with best buy, bed bath and beyond, kohls, wal mart, real chili, and nature outfitters.

10) Canned skyline chili. Katie found out she could pick up goldstar chili online for way cheaper than the skyline. The only problem is the canned goldstar chili doesn't really taste like the canned skyline. This really bothers me because real goldstar chili tastes exactly like real skyline chili. Goldstar... what's up with that?

11) $$$

12) Shot-gun case and other useful hunting supplies -- bullets, gun cleaning kit, a deer.

13) A smaller, classier cd player. Katie hates my circa 1996 cd changer.

14) A house

15) Finally, a fat head of me eating a chili dog.

Ok that's all I can think of for now. In other news, I thought of other fads that have come and gone in my lifetime.
-Remember the NO FEAR! T-shirts? Those were awesome. Those and the ones that were like, "(insert sport here) is life, the rest is just details!" Way too many people had those shirts.
-Poker... I think people have really started to quit caring about this incredibly boring game. I'm guilty for jumping into this one unfortunatly.

How about some sports talk?! Or not. Rock on!