Katie and I have been to a ton of Milwaukee restaurants over the past couple months and I figured I'd tell you what I thought out of a 5 star rating system.
Chez Jacques - French food. Really like the design of the place. It's located on 1st street kind of in the middle of nowhere. Awesome wall art in all the different dining rooms, and I hear they have a pretty cool outdoor seating area, but it was too cold outside . Simple menu, doesn't overwhelm you with too many choices. We loved the french onion soup and the escargot. Didn't think the entrees were too impressive. Katie went with the classic beef burgundy and I did some veal medalian special. Both entrees were tough. Presentation was pretty weak. Katie's almost looked like a pile of alpo. Food wasn't terrible but it just wasn't that good. Waitress was nice and I'm pretty sure the owner was the french guy hanging out at the bar. I like it when the owners are present. Wine was fairly priced. So I'll go ahead and give this one 3 stars.
Riviera Maya - Mexican food. This place is down in bayview. Great place to go if you'd want a non rushed, classier mexican location. They're supposedly known for their various moles -- pretty much just mexican sauces. They have a standard mexican menu with the whole taco and enchilada deal. Then they give you the mole options. You choose from a list of 5 moles and then pick a meat or veggie filler. All entrees start with a deliciously simple and complimentary tortilla soup. I went with the verde sauce with their pork and I think katie did a chocolate mole with a vegetarian filler that consisted of peppers, corn, and rice. We both liked the food, nothing mind blowing, but it was pretty good. Service was slow/confusing/inattentive but the food and atmosphere made up for that. Almost forgot, they have a pretty unique margarita list. Wasn't really a fan myself but katie seemed to enjoy hers. And they have the best flan around. I recommend you check this place out. I'll give it 3.5 stars.
Water Buffalo - Crap food. The service, location, and decor was nice. The food was awful. We got a steamed clam appetizer to start, I thought they tasted like melted rubber and salt. I tried squirting the lemon from my water on them. That made them slightly more tolerable. Our entrees were blah. I'm pretty sure everything they serve at this place is shipped to them frozen and they just reheat it. Seems like no prep work at all is done in this kitchen. Katie got the ahi tuna. Crappy frozen reheated fish. I got some pasta dish, it was so bad I can't even recall what it was supposed to be. Something stuffed with something. It's like they threw every spice and seasoning they could find in the thing. The menu did have a variety of sandwiches. I'd recommend going that route if you are forced to go here. Can't really screw up a sandwich... or can you? If anyone can, it'd be them. Food was over priced for it's quality level. 2 stars.
Harry's Bar and Grill - American food. I really like this place. It is what it is. The menu is a little large for my liking but the staff was friendly, the food was simple and good, and everything was fairly priced. No real surprises here, you know what you're getting and you usually end up liking it. Katie got a club sandwich and whined about how it was too big to eat but that's about it for complaints. I did some ahi tuna sandwich. It tasted like I thought it would and seeing how I ordered it... that's a good thing. I'd recommend this place more as a lunch spot opposed to dinner. I heard people complain about the place poorly handling large crowds during dinner. I'll give this one 4 stars.
Mikey's - American food. You can find this place right by cathedral square next to Louise's. Loved the food, service was good, decor sucked big time. I don't like dining and listening to techno dance beats all night. Music was so loud it made it difficult to talk. I ordered a veal medallion deal that was served alongside a mushroom risotto. Absolutely loved it. Katie got a chicken cordon bleu type thing. She wasn't a fan so she let me finish hers, I loved that as well. We started off with a tuna tartar appetizer which pretty much every new restaurant in the word is featuring and I thought it was great. Again, Katie wasn't the biggest fan. I thought the food was good enough to make up for the annoying atmosphere so I'll go ahead and give this place 4 stars as well.
Mimmas - Italian food. This place has been around for awhile over on brady street. The service was decent, the food was decent, the wine list is pretty impressive. Got things going with a bottle of valpolicella. Their wine list is almost 100% italian and Katie and I are mainly familiar with California wines so we kind of closed our eyes and picked one. We both loved it. As for the food... Katie and I started with a beef carpaccio appetizer. Excellent. It was the largest carpaccio plate I've ever seen. We then had a soup and salad. I went with their cioppino and Katie had a house salad with a balsamic dressing that she loved. Soup was good but a little too acidic. I got a lobster stuffed ravioli topped with all sorts of seafood. The entree was ok, but I expected something mindblowing, so i was a little upset. Katie got something in the line of a chicken primavera. Overall she liked it but I think she expected better as well. I'd expect a little better out of a $100+ dinner, but it was good. One complaint: the menu consists of like 70 pastas. That may be an exaggeration but it was ridiculous. You needed a good 15 minutes just to get through the thing. A lot of the entrees were similar and I felt the menu could be dumbed down a bit. I'll give this one 3.5.
Rustico - pizza place. Not a fan at all. Terrible service, boring pizza, crap wines, awesome location. If they've got anything going for them it's the fact that they're cheap. We weren't even offered water. I have no idea how the place can afford to pay their third ward rent. I wouldn't be surprised to see this place take a dive in the next year. HORRIBLE. Please don't go here. Oh, I guess I should mention that Katie absolutely loved their caesar salad. So 1/2 star - for having a decent salad dressing.
Conejitos - Their pens don't lie. The best mexican food in the world. 5 stars. enough said.
I wrote this really quick and it's way too long to take the time to edit any mistakes. I apologize in advance for any gramatical frustrations acquired while reading this article. With that said... I think milwaukee has a very underrated dining scene that should be explored by all. Check these places out for yourself and let me know what you think.