Inventions!

Ever since I came up for the idea for the detatchable plates foreman grill before it was actually built I figured I would post my most recent invention ideas so I can have documented proof that says I thought of that first.

1) A dual climate control bed. I'd call it the heat number bed. See Katie sleeps with it all warm but I can't stand being hot when i sleep. This dilemma results in many fan-speed related arguments. If someone could come up with a thermostat controlled bed spread they could make millions. I know there are electric blankets out there but those don't solve my problem. I need a cooling blanket. Actually half of a cooling blanket. I'd be amazed if someone didn't already try to build this thing.

2) The double screw top nalgene bottle. Anyone familiar with these know that there are two types of lids for these things. One is a big lid, that makes it easy for cleaning and pouring, yet difficult for drinking. The second is a small water bottle like top that makes it easy to drink but hard to pour. So if they could make a lid that screws off on the bottom, yet attatch the small drinking lid on top... You have the perfect waterbottle.

3) Carbonated milk... actually I didn't come up with this one but Daly and Suesskind are still working out the kinks of this tasty beverage.

4) Some sort of weather prediction machine that through radio waves could read wind speeds, temperatures, and precipitation levels. I would call this machine the doplar radar.

5) This final one isn't really an invention... just an amazing idea. You know those machines in the drive-thru bank tellers. The vaccum tube thing. Well I want a series of those things to be spread throughout my house on some incredible remote controlled computer network. I could have one go from my refrigerator to my recliner... then from the recliner to the garbage can. Oh man, maybe I could even network the microwave into this. The possibilities are endless.

So those are my inventions. Let me know if you can build any of that for me.

Ok, that was the loudest thunder I have ever heard in my life. These storms are crazy. We got these two radio towers down the road that just get blasted by lightening left and right.