"See what I'm saying here? This vegetarian stuff has to stop now. If this isn't just a phase then we have some serious issues here. We need a Japanese outfielder to question his manhood immediately, or this season is at a loss. You heard it here first."
I posted that sometime this February regarding the Prince Fielder vegetarian issue. So, anyone watch the game last night? Prince Fielder hit two bombs, including the game winner. Then mouths no meat to the camera. It was hilarious if you missed it. But why yesterday? Prince was going against Cole Hamels, one of the top left handed arms in the league. By all means he should of struggled at the plate. His powers struggles were supposed to continue... or were they? Ladies and gentlemen, brewer fans around the world rejoice! I give you SO TAGUCHI! Rumor has it that So Taguchi wanted to get under Prince's skin tonight. If you looked closely you could see him screaming and shaking a bag of marbles everytime Prince was at the plate. Prince seemed undaunted by such childish taunts but then BAM! Two run shot in the first! BAM! Two run shot in the 8th! Brewers win! So Taguchi questioned Prince's manhood and Prince answered with a vengence. So thank you So Taguchi. Prince is back.
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