Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Prince Fielder at Shakers?



Katie just received an email from her boss at Shakers saying the following. "emerging vegetable dinner coming (vegetarian dinner late april for prince fielder)." So with that said, we already grabbed two tickets to a couple brewer games. One of them being Prince Fielder bobble head night. I'd like to get a couple of those signed. I also have that ball my dad saved for me that has a collection of all-time Brewer greats. I'd like to see Prince Fielder on that. It's awesome Katie is going to be able to meet the Prince but I'm still not liking this vegetarian deal. Hope we could at least sneak in some chicken broth or something. Power hitters don't eat carrots. That or perhaps Prince should consider Kobe beef...
For those of you who've never heard of Kobe beef, let me explain... These cows are lightly suspended so they don't have to carry the burden of their own weight. Then they're fed a healthy diet of grains, beer, and sake. After the cows get fat and drunk, people literally massage them to relieve any unwanted stress. Then I'm sure they sing it songs and lead it into a heavenily pasture of rolling hills and daisies where they procede to gentally slit it's throat and cut it into peices for human consumption. BEAUTIFUL!!! Beats that one video I just saw on cnn where they had to shock a cow repetitively to try to get it to get up on it's feet and move across the barn. Then when that didn't work they moved the thing with a forklift. Now that's what I call BEEF! GO BREWERS!

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