My xmas list

My mom just called me and said she needed a list by this weekend or I got to deal with whatever I get. Well I'm incredibly selfish and want to make sure I get stuff I want. So here it is.

1. New windshield... Another car, another cracked windshield. Annoying. It starts out the size of an apple, now my entire windshield is cracked.
2. Laptop - My 1999 Dell just isn't cutting it anymore. Gonna move out of this place soon and will lose the privalege of Higgins laptop always being on the coffee table. Unfortunatly these things cost way too much but come on, you guys love me right?
3. Best buy gift certificates. If I got nothing but a ton of these I'd be happy. Also take gift certificates to big stores or department stores. Those visa gift cards, that'd be perfect, but I'd probably spend them on pizza and beer. At least store specific ones make me go to that store.
4. You ever see those fathead commercials? I want one of those, but only if they make one of me or a chili dog... or me eating a chili dog. That'd be perfect
5. Any donation in my name to the human fund. Money for people. I get this, it's funny.
6. We need a dvd stand don't we katie? Why do we have so many DVDs? Honestly, I think I'd watch 2 maybe 3 of these ever again.
7. World Peace and an increase in the whale population.
8. Brett Favre.
9. A samurai sword.
10. Light bulbs and batteries. Always good to have a ton of these.
11. Itunes gift cards.
12. Beard trimming kit.
That's all I can think of for now.